Riot Seed Co.
“Home of the world’s finest genetics, the first and only punk fucking rock seed company”
PURPLE UNICORN (Bodhi’s Clone Only) x WestCoastDog 710
Grown & Harvested by:
Local friend/farmer (San Diego County)
Purps n’ Terps
The appearance is “GodDAMN son!”
I got a bit of a variety pack from my friend that day, so as for Creepy Creep I just got the two nugs pictured. They were almost identical in size, shape, and weight. Chunky round Indica bombs that would give a bit if you squeezed them, but you’d end up in a sticky situation.
Trichomes everywhere. Beautiful, visible stalks and heads like you only see if you can go directly to the source. Since only one set of hands has touched these nuggets, they look almost exactly like they did coming off the plant at harvest – except now expertly trimmed.
All purple, dark purple, except for the sticky, rusty abundance of pistil patches that crawl out in clusters everywhere top to bottom of each nug.
I hit the farmer up a bit too soon after harvest, and we had been having some very humid and wet weather, so these buds were not completely cured, as I discovered on my first grinder attempt when it just sort of ground to a sticky halt.
Very little stem material made for very little waste.
Once ground up, I could press the weed into patties or balls or any shape I wanted depending on what bowl, pipe, or slide I was using. I gotta admit though, I loved how the purps looked in this Opinicus 9 spoon, so it got used the most with the Creepy Creep.
I’ve got a busted ankle as I write this, so I cannot drive until it’s healed. So the day I scooped this Creepy Creep, I had a driver take me to kick it at the farm. Later that day, when the driver came back to get me, I had the ziplock in my pocket and he was like “Damn that smells like tuna or something!”
Pretty accurate actually.
Now that it is properly cured, I bet it is ridiculously loud coming right out of the bag, but the nugs I got really released their aroma once I ground or chopped them up — then it was straight up tuna fish with extra mayo and pepper on toasted sourdough…with a hint of pine.
I’ve had the strain before, from the same source, but this round was a bit different than I remember. It has a very organic and earthy flavor, with a sort of Bubba Kush-like flavor blended in, but when you catch it just right with the hempwick the flavor finishes with a distinct candy/berry flavor that totally suits the wild purple and orange tones of the buds.
Buzz: 9/10 Creeper, Sleeper, Couch Lock, Strong
Nobody likes to talk about Indica or Sativa anymore but this strain hits me like a pissed off heavyweight fighter.
Given the genetics , and in my unscientific opinion the fact that it was not 100% cured, this version knocked me out each time I toked it…literally put me right to sleep. It took a few minutes to ring my bell, but the first time was at about 3pm and I just went down for the count on the couch – naptime. After that, I saved it for nightcaps and it did the trick every time – even with this stupid cast on my leg.
Buzz Length: ??? zzzZzzZZzzz
As only Matt can describe it: “Bodhi’s Strongest Purple meets our fat soapy WCD 710 male. Holy Fuck it’s purple errl! Wait till that creepy creep creeps up on ya.”
Once in awhile, whether by gift or just by the bottom of the bag, I come up on some really interesting seeds. I kick them to a local friend of mine who definitely knows what to do with them. Every time, he hits me up a few months later to see the results and he never fails to impress.
Shit … well over a year ago, I met up with Matt Riot of Riot Seed Co. for some punk rock shenanigans. We cruised from San Diego up to Orange County to see Propagandhi play and the entire trip was nothing short of epic. At the end of the night, Matt was generous to bestow upon me a few different jars of plump little cannabis seeds – one of which was this Creepy Creep.
So this strain is now a few harvests deep in my buddy’s stable, and it is definitely getting better in all categories as he gets it dialed in.
Creepy Creep buds on my Propagandhi dish from @JamieBurress because punks not dead, it just smells like tunafish
In case you were wondering, true to his roots Mr. Riot named the strain after a local old school punk rock band – The Creepy Creeps.
Thanks to my local farmer, and all cannabis growers.
Thanks to my dude, the one and only, Matt Riot and thanks to you guys for reading!
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Stay Grimey, buds!